The Perish Priest's Chickens

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Post 1 by Musical Ambition (I've got the gold prolific poster award, now is there a gold cup for me?) on Friday, 27-Apr-2007 9:09:30

The Parish Priest's Chickens

Why you should make sure you think before you speak ..

The priest in a small Irish village loved his chickens that he kept in the coop behind the church.

One Sunday morning before mass, he went to feed the birds and discovered that the cock was missing.

He knew about the cock fights in the village, so he decided to question his parishioners in church. 

During mass, he asked his congregation, "Has anybody got a cock?"

All the men stood up.

"No, no, that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?"

All the women stood up.

"No, no, that wasn't what I meant either. Has anybody seen a cock that doesn't belong to them?"

Half the women stood up !

"No, no, no, that wasn't what I meant. What I really really mean is, has anybody seen MY cock?" 

Sixteen altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up.

Post 2 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Friday, 27-Apr-2007 9:16:44

haha. lol. cool joke

Post 3 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Friday, 27-Apr-2007 12:15:15

hahahahaaa! Good one.

Bob

Post 4 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Friday, 27-Apr-2007 13:31:18

LOL, a goat? Hmmm

Post 5 by Musical Ambition (I've got the gold prolific poster award, now is there a gold cup for me?) on Saturday, 28-Apr-2007 12:03:55

LOL, Becky. I thought the same thing. Hahaha.

Post 6 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Saturday, 28-Apr-2007 12:34:34

You wouldn't think that if you were one of the 16 alter boys!

Bob

Post 7 by Musical Ambition (I've got the gold prolific poster award, now is there a gold cup for me?) on Saturday, 28-Apr-2007 16:40:24

That's just a very, very disturbing image! LOL